Why did I get up today?

So today was one of those days where I shouldn't have even gotten out of bed, more importantly leave the house. But I really needed new running shoes incase I ever got to the gym again!

We get out of bed (after our nap) at around 2pm. Did not plan on sleeping that long. I quickly take a shower. During my shower I jam my hand into the shower door handle and cut my hand, ouch. I dropped almost everything that I could, and I'm sure I missed a spot shaving. I get out and try to get myself dressed. My laundry is piled up over my head it seems. And I'm digging through it trying to find a bra that I know is in there some where. I some how manage to get myself dressed, hair done, make-up on and I actually find my shoes (it's a miracle folks). I get Mavity in her car seat and we are off. Well, after I find the keys, my phone and my purse. Ok, now we are out the door. Well the door is open and we are attempting to get out the door, but I forget something and have to go back. OK, now we are out the door. And to the truck. I open the door to put Mavity in and while I'm leaning in trying to hook the carseat in I almost roll my ankle (not sure how I didn't kill myself). The diaper bag is stuck on the door and I can't reach the carseat base because of it. I finally get unstuck and get the carseat in, thank god! Now we are off!

We get to Marshalls where I am going to find my new pair of shoes (doubt it). We get inside and I get the carseat situated into the cart and put my diaper bag and purse in the cart and off we go. I try on some shoes but NOTHING fits me. Damn! I knew that would happen. So we left Marshalls and went to Sports Authority.

We shop around, try on a bunch of different shoes, even get a sales lady helping find me shoes. I finally decide, about 30 minutes later, that none of them are working and that I'm not going to buy any of them. I then remember that when we first got out of the truck someone had text messaged me and I forgot to read it. I went to get my phone out of my purse and neither my purse or my diaper bag are in the cart. I am freaking out! There is some girl standing next to me and start frantically telling her that someone stole my purse and diaper bag! She says, "are you serious? Are you sure you didn't just leave them somewhere?" I sure as hell hope so! I start thinking to myself, did I ever even take them out of the other cart? Could I really be that brain dead? I grab the carseat (which weighs 25lbs, no joking I weighed it) and I start RUNNING back to Marshalls which is 3 stores away. I'm hoping that Mavity has a hold of her toy and pacifier because I'm bookin it. Mavity is laughing hysterically because she likes the roller coaster ride! I finally get to Marshalls and I'm frantically looking for the cart. I don't find it, now I'm peeing my pants. This is what is going through my head "If it's not here and someone did steal it, then I just left the store that they are in, but if I did leave it in the cart and someone stole it from here, than they are long gone and Why TF did I have cash in my purse, that is so stupid and OMG, what am I going to do?" I walk up to the front counter to ask them if anyone turned in my bags and thats when I saw the cart behind the counter with both of my bags safe and sound. THANK GOD! The lady gives me this weird look as she brings them over and says, "I wondered, I saw you leave a long time ago." I said, "I know, I don't really have a brain today." She looked at me like that was not a good enough excuse. So I got my bags back and everything was in them, but now I had to explain why my pants were all wet. Just kidding, I didn't actually pee myself, well not enough that anyone could tell. =)

I got home and I still don't have any shoes for the gym. Oh well.